Everything I remember from the Hitchcock Experience plus some other things

“You ran to the start?”

“Yeah.”

“And that’s all you brought for a drop bag?”

I stared at the little insulated lunchbox my parents got me for my first job out of high school. It made for a great lunchbox back then, but these days I use it to hold things I might need during a race, like extra socks, a backup shirt, peanut butter, and drugs. It’s waterproof, squirrelproof, Sithproof, and small enough to carry while running away from the dark side. I’m sorry to inform you that it’s not for sale.

“Yeah.”

She looked at me suspiciously.

“How are you going to get back to your tent?”

“I […]

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